Stopped at a 7-11 the other day.
So I go into the 7-11 to get a Sprite and it takes me all of 3 minutes to go into the store ... get the Sprite and pay for it and then head back out the door.
I had parked my Camaro as far away from other cars as I normally do and of course it's like a magnet. When I got back there was a lady parked next to me getting some things out of her car for some reason and of course she had too many items for her two hands.
There is a plastic bag of stuff sitting on the trunk of my Camaro!!!!111one
As I walk by I pick up the bag and casually drop it on the ground between the cars.
She, of course, asks in a rather disturbed tone (after the glass breaking sound) why I did that. I told her in an even and low tone, "This is not a table. This is not even a typical car ... it's a fricken' Camaro. You should actually be caned for this."
I left her standing there with her mouth agape.
Some peoples kids. I swear.