If I want to see someone chase a ball, I'll call the dog, and she works for doggie treats.
This reminds me of an old joke:
The robotic bartender
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed, when the first customer came in for a drink and the robot asked, "What's your IQ"?
The customer replied, "137."
The robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on. The customer listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."
Another customer came in for a drink and the robot asked,
"What's your IQ?"
The man responded, "99" and the robot started talking about the football, baseball and so on. The customer thought, "Wow, this is really cool."
When a third customer came in to the bar the robot asked, "What's your IQ?"
The customer replied, "70".
The robot asked, "So, where do you wait tables these days?"
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