....and now all we have is John Madden
“Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they're bigger than everybody else, and that's what makes them the biggest guys on the field.”
"Ruben Brown made that play there....well I mean he missed the guy completely but he was able to create just enough room for Thomas Jones by whiffing. The air he created on the miss gave Jones enough space to score"
"90% of the game is half mental."
"The team who scores the most points will win the game."
"If they don't score any points, then they're probably not going to win the game"
"They're either going to run the ball here, or they're gonna pass it"
"The play would have been much greater if he did not make the tackle, so it was not so great."
Al: "John what do the Vikings need to do to get back into this game? "
John: "Well Al, to get back into this game...Daunte Culpepper and the Vikings have to get back into this game. "
"When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to."
"A fumble is a fumble when he fumbles, and that my friend was a fumble!"
"To get more yards, it's best to move the ball from the line of scrimmage down the field."
"If the quarterback throws the ball in the endzone and it is caught, that's gonna be a touchdown."
"When a guy runs he goes faster."
"From the waist down, Earl Campbell has the biggest legs I have ever seen on a running back."
"Not only do you get a first down, but you get a whole new set of downs!"
"Now here's a guy that, when he puts his glasses on, he can see better."
"The best thing would be a touchdown and the second best thing would be a fieldgoal."
"Whenever you talk about a Mike Shanahan offense, you're always going to be talking about his offense."
Mr. Caliendo's version:
Mad TV John Madden Popcorn Popper - YouTube