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post #1 of 13 Old 12-04-2008, 03:02 AM Thread Starter
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Ferocious Cat for trade...

Ferocious attack kitten is available for adoption to any home willing to accept him.

This destructive kitty has been trained as a proud warrior and will fiercely defend your house, even against you. Well-trained since 10-weeks of age to attack anything in his presence, he will protect your family from evil things, including the following:

* insects

* other trained attack kittens

* babies

* toilet paper

* anything under a blanket

* unwanted house guests
* paper bags

* floor rugs

* Chuck Norris

* Feet.

Great with children (assuming you donít like the children). Probably best used for professional catfighting. He is housebroken, but only because he wants to be. This attack cat has trained himself to seek out his food anywhere you hide it and rip the bag open to feed himself, great for those who travel extensively. Also trained to drink water out of toilet bowls and dishwater from items in the sink. Knows how to open some doors. He will find you wherever you hide.

Neutered (trust me, you wont want to him to procreate). Has not been declawed, but you'll figure that out really fast.

Understands and responds to a variety of vulgar and profane verbal commands. Has a very soft and furry belly, like a teddy bear - however he will bite your face if you try to touch it.

Willing to accept trades. Potential adopters must have experience with trained attack-kittens... please be prepared to show scars.

For the love of God, someone please take this thing out of my house.

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post #2 of 13 Old 12-04-2008, 05:06 AM
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Uh.......no, thanks.

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post #3 of 13 Old 12-04-2008, 05:19 AM
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Hmm...he would go well with my attack dog..........
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post #5 of 13 Old 12-04-2008, 10:41 AM
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Is it related to THIS CAT??

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post #6 of 13 Old 12-04-2008, 10:44 AM
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I would get it, but my dogs would eat it. My cat is the only one they get along with. Cute cat though.

Scotty: more like this one


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post #7 of 13 Old 12-09-2008, 04:47 PM
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I should use that bio for my next foster kitten!
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post #8 of 13 Old 12-10-2008, 03:50 PM
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uhh no thanks reminds me of my mom's first cat(Santini) she named him that I didn't.but santini always used to pick fights withmy dog(a black labrador retriever) named Shadow and thankfully the cat was declawed and santini used to "bat" at shadow
s face and shadow would get pissed and just knock the hell outa santini and they used to go at it for no apparent reason other than maybe they were natural enemies?.ah childhood memories.

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post #9 of 13 Old 09-24-2009, 10:56 AM
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Hah that cat is part bengal, i own 2 and they can be quite trying!
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post #10 of 13 Old 09-27-2009, 10:28 PM
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ROFLMAO. alot.

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