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post #1 of 29 Old 02-03-2009, 03:24 PM Thread Starter
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Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased
my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of
the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men,
unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing
oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't
believe! They are in trench coats, exposing their nude
bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers. I
started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started
slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of course,
traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their
horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a
state trooper pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and
started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy
camper! "What's going on here?" "My car has a flat tire," I
said calmly. "Well, what are those obscene cardboard
men doing here by the road?" I couldn't believe
that he didn't know. So I told
him, "Hello-o-o-o-o-o, those are my emergency
flashers!"
LMAO!!! Jane

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I need pics...wtf why are they dressed up?
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I need pics...wtf why are they dressed up?

Sorry no picture have use your imagination

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Lmao I could imagine.

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LMAO! Nice!
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Not as blond as this.....a girlfriend of mine and I were watching the news and the announcer was giving a report about 2 brazillian men killed in a sky diving accident...she got very emotional over this and I had to explain that when people do things like this they understand the dangers involved and it's nothing that we have any control over....to which she said she understood but couldn't fathom all those people getting killed...she asked..."how many is a brazillian anyway?"
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Not as blond as this.....a girlfriend of mine and I were watching the news and the announcer was giving a report about 2 brazillian men killed in a sky diving accident...she got very emotional over this and I had to explain that when people do things like this they understand the dangers involved and it's nothing that we have any control over....to which she said she understood but couldn't fathom all those people getting killed...she asked..."how many is a brazillian anyway?"
I call BS!
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Lmao epic fail.


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post #9 of 29 Old 02-03-2009, 04:51 PM
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I call BS!
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I hope someone quotes that, because that is funny right there!

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I need pics...wtf why are they dressed up?

you want pics of nakkid man cardboard cutouts? lol hmmmmmmm

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