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post #1 of 9 Old 01-15-2007, 12:15 PM Thread Starter
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Little Johnny

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground
and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt
Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that
he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.

"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods
with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big
kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped
Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........"

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I
want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight at the
dinner table.

Later on at dinner, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny
started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go
into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving
Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt
Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started
doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy
was in the Army."

Mommy fainted!

Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.
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post #2 of 9 Old 01-15-2007, 12:23 PM
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ROFL. Good one!

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Good story.
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i'm going to kill my brother, he said he'd never tell anybody about this. LOL
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i'm going to kill my brother, he said he'd never tell anybody about this. LOL
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**** it man.. hahaha thats great

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