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post #1 of 14 Old 07-30-2009, 09:41 AM Thread Starter
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HER DIARY

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.
We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping
with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go
somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I
asked him what was wrong. He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was
my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing
to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behaviour. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and
watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep -I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost
sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.


HIS DIARY

My Snowmobile wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.



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(well, i thought it was funny )

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Eh...Snowmobile?
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Eh...Snowmobile?
Snowmobile
–noun
1. Also called skimobile, snowcat. a motor vehicle with a revolving tread in the rear and steerable skis in the front, for traveling over snow.


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Arizona
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1. State known for it's desert landscape, high temperatures, and low humidity.

Location definately has an affect on whether or not that joke was funny.
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Eh...Snowmobile?
Foreign object in Arizona.

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Foreign object in Arizona.
You know..."Motorcycle" would have made this joke almost universal. For my own purposes "Laptop," "Cell Phone," or "my forums," probably would have been funny.

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Incidentally, I'm sick and ****ed tired of the desert and want desparately to move someplace near water (the ocean hopefully). San Francisco or Oregon would be awesome.
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Quick mindless jokes like this should need no explanation

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