How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?
One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
Five to flame the spell checkers.
Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.
Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
Another six to condemn those six as stupid.
Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.
Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.
Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.
Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.
Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.
Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
Thirteen to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
Three to tell a funny story about their RX-8 and a light bulb.
One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now with something unrelated they found at snopes.Com and start the crap all over again!!!!!!
One troll to post "LiTE blbz SuXX0RZ, u LuZRS !!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!11"
7 people to post about ignoring the troll.
16 people to post about ignoring the people talking about ignoring the troll, as that is actually feeding the troll.
Two people in the medical profession to post barf bag stories about light bulbs found during A&E examinations.
Four philosophers to argue about the existance of a light bulb. This sub-thread only stops when three of the philosophers have died of old age.
A theologian claims a lightbulb must actually have been the first thing God created.
1098 posts of light bulb jokes. One accidental post of a knock knock joke, flamed as way off-topic.
19 people wander in saying they found this forum by typing "light bulb" into google and following the first link. 23 people claim to have typed "lightbulb". A googlefight ensues.
1 person! posts! a! link! to! a! LightBulb! Forum! on! Yahoo!
5 people confess to having a fetish about lightbulbs. Two of them actually meet in real life and end up marrying each other. They have a very bright future.
One slashdotter to describe how, in Russia, a lightbulb screws you in. 3 responses ask "how many lightbulbs does it take...". None of the answers are funny.
One poster to take an original and funny post and parody it badly.
Four people claim Dan Quayle invented the lightbulbe.