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post #1 of 14 Old 10-26-2009, 11:24 PM Thread Starter
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anyone need a job?

lol..

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...373376861.html

Astronaut needed for experimental flight to Titan. I have been working on this project now for near 40 years and am afraid I'm no longer fit enough to go.
My secret space craft is the result of my professional experience and imagination while serving the U.S. military in advanced aeronautics as a scientist.
The craft harnesses a revolutionary propulsion system and its fuselage is fabricated with the most advanced material. While considerably safe,
I am certain you will make it safely to Titan but there will not be enough fuel to get home. This is for someone unique that has always wanted to see the universe
first-hand and has perhaps a terminal view on life here at home. Here's your shot at romantic history.
Must be:
-physically fit.
-mentally sound.
-over the age of 18.
-a dreamer.
-a believer.
-not afraid of heights.
-not afraid of extreme conditions such as speed, pressure, heat, etc.
-brave.
-no taller than 5'10 and relatively slim.
-good eye-sight & hearing.
-manual dexterity (although the craft is largely cpu controlled).
-OK in cramped conditions for long periods of time.

* Location: Northern Alberta
* Compensation: $25,000 CASH.
* This is a contract job.
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

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post #2 of 14 Old 10-26-2009, 11:27 PM
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LOL WHAT THE HELL

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post #3 of 14 Old 10-26-2009, 11:36 PM
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$25,000 multiplied by the time it takes to get there, and the time it takes to get back divided by the probability of death.

Sounds like a good deal to me!
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post #4 of 14 Old 10-26-2009, 11:36 PM
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Ahh im taller then 5'10 I dont qualify... too bad

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post #5 of 14 Old 10-26-2009, 11:37 PM
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Wait, there isn't enough fuel to get back...

Better double the compensation.
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post #6 of 14 Old 10-26-2009, 11:40 PM
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Wait, there isn't enough fuel to get back...

Better double the compensation.
maybe it will come with a parachute

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wtf?!?!?!

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post #8 of 14 Old 10-27-2009, 05:13 AM
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Ahh I am too tall for it oh well

Well i guess you can find anything on craigslist even astronauts

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post #9 of 14 Old 10-27-2009, 06:21 AM
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I would say send Adam but when he came back they may mistake him as a alien who escaped and tried to sneak through.



Cant be any more cramped than a F16 cockpit wonder why they want someone 5ft10 ?

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post #10 of 14 Old 10-27-2009, 06:53 AM
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I think I'm going to apply, even though I'm 6' 2". I just want to talk to this guy, lol.

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