please bear with me... i am easily ammused with smilies and have a tendency to write loooooong threads!
i didn't want anyone to feel their thread was
so i'm posting the story of the guy who raced a mustang ss here!
Mustang SS, do tell!
ok so i'm driving, and i pull up to a stop light. the guy in the 88 accord next to me manually rolls his window down and starts waving both arms furiously at me, so i rolled my window down.
he says, "Nice Car man! What year is it, 08? 09?"
i said, "It's a 2010!" 1st
he says, " Holy *****, they already came out with the 2010? that's a nice challenger!"
by the way this event occured on December 18, 2009 and directly in front of his face on my front fender it has chrome lettering saying "C A M A R O" that is hard to miss.
i said, "This isn't a Challenger, it's a Camaro." 2nd & 3rd
(3rd one was more of a backhand)
he says, "Oh my bad i only saw the rear of it, if i woulda seen the front i woulda said camaro."
he probably still woulda called it a challenger if he saw the front, i get this a lot!
i said, "
so the light turns green and i figured i would get a way now, but no, another red light. he looks at me again and said, "sounds really fast what does the speedo read?"
i said, "180"
he says, "WOW that is really fast" no *****! i thought to myself and then he says, "what are the payments?"
i said, "$650" (if your wondering why yours are lower or higher, its because i put $9500 down, no trade in.)
he says, "ohh f***, thats more than i make in one paycheck! yea i have a v6 challenger at home, and the payments are like $350 which i can barely afford!"
i thought to myself, "
, then why are you driving a car that is only worth $350?" 4th
as i am waiting for this long light to turn green, he then mentions to me, "yea i raced a Mustang SS in my challey a couple weeks ago. beat it, so yea!"
i thought to myself, "did this guy really just say he raced a Mustang SS, he is looking at me with a very straight face, i really think he isn't kidding..."
i then said, "Mustang SS, i didn't know Ford made a Mustang SS!" 5th and final
(more of a *****
than a regular
before he could answer, because a cat got his tongue, the light turned green. i gave him a nice
goodbye dumbass and sped off, entered the freeway and got away from him so i didn't have to listen to him anymore!
and this is why i do not roll in the city with my windows down... people like this guy try to talk to me because i'm in a cool car and then they make a fool of themselves!
only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, i am not sure about the former!