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post #1 of 4 Old 09-30-2010, 02:45 PM Thread Starter
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Joe asks for 6 months of retraining for 'Cattle Guards'!



CATTLE GUARDS, THIS IS ABOUT AS GOOD AS THEM WANTING TO CHANGE THE LAW OF PHYSICS!



You will love this one, I haven't stop laughing yet.

For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails.



A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the cattle guards immediately!

Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that...before any cattle guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining for Arizona border guards. 'Times are hard', said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards and their families!'



And these two guys are running our country? OMG!
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Someone should go stick a pink slip on one of those...for the funny.



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ROFLMAO


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post #4 of 4 Old 09-30-2010, 03:40 PM
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I find this funny, but it being political I will have to close this one down.

Somehow these always end up a big mess.
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