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post #1 of 9 Old 06-16-2011, 08:39 AM Thread Starter
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'






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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'



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Here is a new use for Windex. I never would have thought of this! ~~~

Windex tip



New use for Windex


I haven't checked ' snopes.com ' to see if this actually works or not . . . But they say,

If you ever get the sudden urge

to run around naked,

You should sniff some Windex first.

It'll keep you from streaking.







Have a Great Day!



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OBAMA!

Oh wait, that was a dirty joke, sorry

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One more



You should have stopped at two








Here is a new use for Windex. I never would have thought of this! ~~~

Windex tip



New use for Windex


I haven't checked ' snopes.com ' to see if this actually works or not . . . But they say,

If you ever get the sudden urge

to run around naked,

You should sniff some Windex first.

It'll keep you from streaking.







Have a Great Day!

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OBAMA!

Oh wait, that was a dirty joke, sorry



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