First World Problems
* My hand is too fat to shove into the Pringles container so I am forced to tilt it.
* I didn't have a ****ty childhood, so I can't turn my pain into art.
* I had too much food for lunch and now I'm tired.
* I forgot to bring my phone with me when I went to poop and I was bored the entire time.
* I'm kind of hungry, but my roommate has guests over, so if I go into the kitchen I'm going to have to introduce myself.
* I have to find my own girlfriend because my culture doesn't practice arranged marriages.
* I accidentally clicked iTunes and had to wait 2 minutes for it to open before I could close it again.
* My GPS made me drive through the ghetto.
* I'm trying to text while at a red light, but I keep making all the greens.
* I can't hear the TV while I'm eating crunchy snacks.
* The Domino's pizza tracker is not working. Now I don't know when to put my pants on.
* My laptop is low on battery, but the charger is over THERE.
Sucks to be us!
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