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post #1 of 8 Old 12-07-2007, 12:00 PM Thread Starter
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Ricers christmas poem

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Twas the night before christmas, and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,

I will try, I will try with this 4 bang motor,
To beat this T/A, even with it's big power,

As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The T/A erupts in clouds of tire smoke,

Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,

Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that LS1 V8 gets traction,

Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,

I now hear that roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,

all of a sudden, a shockwave hits with a blast,
my stickers go flying, my car now surpassed,

Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,

Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,

"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"and sure as hell not, in that silly thing",

I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And left with my trademark high-speed fly-by.
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That made my christmas. Im remembering that word for word.

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That's a good one. Made me chuckle.
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