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Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table of the Elements because the only element he understands is surprise.

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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He stands on his porch and dares it to grow.

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He doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down!
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Chuck Norris got pulled over once for speeding. The cop was lucky to leave with a warning.

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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug but it is not dead it is just afraid to move.

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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.

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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop.

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Chuck Norris once took a lie detector test. The machine confessed to everything.

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