I have so many, it's hard to pick my weirdest. Here's a couple that really stand out....
You know that instance where you are between awake and asleep. Just laying in bed, still thinking, but your mind kinda wanders to things you don't really think about? I was standing next to a skyscraper, looking up at the side, and a live chicken was falling down the side, and landed on my head. That snapped me back to reality, and I said to my wife "A chicken just fell on my head." We still laugh about that. Maybe you had to be there.
Anyways, the weirdest thing that ever happened to me, was when my son was a baby. I was SOUND asleep, middle of the night. Used to wake up whenever I heard him cry, but this time I didn't. My wife, touched my arm and said "your turn". I woke up so quick, that I literally had no idea who or where I was. It was the oddest thing I've ever felt in my life. For about 5-10 seconds, I sat there in bed panicking. It was soooo freaky. It was almost like an out of body experience that got interrupted or something.
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I found $80 in my jeans pocket. The kid in me said "buy nerf guns and candy!" But then the adult in me said "buy vodka, nerf guns and candy!"