I was wondering if someone here could help me.
You see, I've been stuck here in the trunk of this Camaro for, oh I dunno... a few months now.
They give me food and water, but I'd really like to get out of here and go home.
One time a few weeks ago I saw someone wearing a shirt like this.....
...and I thought there was hope for me!!!
But alas, they left without even noticing me.
So I've come to this website seeking your assistance!
Lucky for me one of the guys left his BlackBerry in the trunk, so I am able to use that to post this message.
Anyway, if you see a black and white Camaro, please do me a favor and open the trunk.
Uh oh here he comes!
Time to pretend to be asleep again..............