Another blonde joke - ModernCamaro.com - 5th Generation Camaro Enthusiasts
The MC Lounge General Discussions. Disrespectful behavior will not be tolerated.
POLITICAL AND/OR RELIGIOUS CONTENT IS PROHIBITED

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
post #1 of 21 Old 11-07-2008, 04:14 PM Thread Starter
Veteran Member
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Windsor
Posts: 4,533
  
Another blonde joke

Got another funny blonde joke in the email. had to share it:

Terry, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.The blonde looked at Terry and said, "Do you think he'll jump?
Terry says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Terry placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Terry, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Terry replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." Terry took the money....



┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
Taglane is offline  
post #2 of 21 Old 11-07-2008, 04:16 PM
Veteran Member
 
POWERFREAK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: NY
Posts: 7,873
  



thanks...finally a happy thread...no doom and gloom (except for the guy who jumped).

2010-2SS/RS/LS3/IBM/RP6: ECS-Paxton Supercharger / American Racing Headers & Exhaust / PFADT Suspension / DSS 9" 4.10 Rear / FOR SALE!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Taglane View Post
Powerfreak is the only one who actually understood anything.
POWERFREAK is offline  
post #3 of 21 Old 11-07-2008, 05:14 PM
Veteran Member
 
GHOST SS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Jamestown,North Carolina by the way of Neptune,NJ
Posts: 1,257
 

The Induction may be forced but your humilation is up to you

5th GEN.Org's Offical Protagonist
UNITED STATES ARMY 19K
Currently with 3rd ID,2nd brig,1-64th armored battalion,d-co,2nd plt FT.Stewart,Georgia
DOG FACE SOLIDERS HOOAH
GHOST SS is offline  
post #4 of 21 Old 11-07-2008, 05:15 PM
Veteran Member
 
sdoomxz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Michigan
Posts: 3,468
 
I like pie.

'Winning'
sdoomxz is offline  
post #5 of 21 Old 11-07-2008, 05:20 PM Thread Starter
Veteran Member
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Windsor
Posts: 4,533
  
Then you'll enjoy Thanksgiving.....

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
Taglane is offline  
post #6 of 21 Old 11-07-2008, 05:21 PM
Veteran Member
 
GHOST SS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Jamestown,North Carolina by the way of Neptune,NJ
Posts: 1,257
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Torrent View Post
Then you'll enjoy Thanksgiving.....

The Induction may be forced but your humilation is up to you

5th GEN.Org's Offical Protagonist
UNITED STATES ARMY 19K
Currently with 3rd ID,2nd brig,1-64th armored battalion,d-co,2nd plt FT.Stewart,Georgia
DOG FACE SOLIDERS HOOAH
GHOST SS is offline  
post #7 of 21 Old 11-07-2008, 05:27 PM
Member
 
Blue69's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Southern, IN
Posts: 461
 
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
Blue69 is offline  
post #8 of 21 Old 11-07-2008, 05:34 PM
Veteran Member
 
GHOST SS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Jamestown,North Carolina by the way of Neptune,NJ
Posts: 1,257
 

The Induction may be forced but your humilation is up to you

5th GEN.Org's Offical Protagonist
UNITED STATES ARMY 19K
Currently with 3rd ID,2nd brig,1-64th armored battalion,d-co,2nd plt FT.Stewart,Georgia
DOG FACE SOLIDERS HOOAH
GHOST SS is offline  
post #9 of 21 Old 11-07-2008, 07:01 PM
Veteran Member
 
tazjetman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 3,345
 
HAHA LOL

Quote:
Originally Posted by 54inches View Post
Facebook has sucked me into Farmtown.

What can I say I love virtual plowing.
tazjetman is offline  
post #10 of 21 Old 11-07-2008, 08:09 PM
Veteran Member
 
sdoomxz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Michigan
Posts: 3,468
 
i am offended! now say 3 hail marys

'Winning'
sdoomxz is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the ModernCamaro.com - 5th Generation Camaro Enthusiasts forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome