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* My hand is too fat to shove into the Pringles container so I am forced to tilt it.

* I didn't have a ****ty childhood, so I can't turn my pain into art.

* I had too much food for lunch and now I'm tired.

* I forgot to bring my phone with me when I went to poop and I was bored the entire time.

* I'm kind of hungry, but my roommate has guests over, so if I go into the kitchen I'm going to have to introduce myself.

* I have to find my own girlfriend because my culture doesn't practice arranged marriages.

* I accidentally clicked iTunes and had to wait 2 minutes for it to open before I could close it again.

* My GPS made me drive through the ghetto.

* I'm trying to text while at a red light, but I keep making all the greens.

* I can't hear the TV while I'm eating crunchy snacks.

* The Domino's pizza tracker is not working. Now I don't know when to put my pants on.

* My laptop is low on battery, but the charger is over THERE.

Sucks to be us!
 

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:lol: thats great....this is my favorite.....* I forgot to bring my phone with me when I went to poop and I was bored the entire time
 
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