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I got pulled over for speeding today.
The officer said he clocked me at 95mph.

I said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you know how the gas pedal sticks in Toyotas."

He looked at my car, identified it and replied, "But you're not driving a Toyota."

I said, "No, but I saw a Toyota in my rearview mirror and I really didn't want it to hit me!"

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Thats funny thanks Tim for the laugh..............


Down here someone like me would get.....



mmmmmmmmmmmmmhhmmmmmmmmmm drivers license / insurance please ?
Sit comfy I'LL be Riiiiiiiiiiight back.

The reason I pulled you over and giving you a today is You are 28 years old look younger and driving a bright Ass Yellow Sports car if I can have you sign on the dotted line that would be Great.

....Scribble Scribble Scribble mmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmm

have a nice day Sir



Thats why I got my passport 9500ix just drive the speed limit or try to and be on the watch. I'm going to have enough problems with the color and sound.
 

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Thats funny thanks Tim for the laugh..............


Down here someone like me would get.....



mmmmmmmmmmmmmhhmmmmmmmmmm drivers license / insurance please ?
Sit comfy I'LL be Riiiiiiiiiiight back.

The reason I pulled you over and giving you a today is You are 28 years old look younger and driving a bright Ass Yellow Sports car if I can have you sign on the dotted line that would be Great.

....Scribble Scribble Scribble mmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmm

have a nice day Sir



Thats why I got my passport 9500ix just drive the speed limit or try to and be on the watch. I'm going to have enough problems with the color and sound.
lol make sure to hint at your base pass ;)
 

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I'm on cold meds....so I ALMOST believed this....then I thought....would Tim REALLY be driving that beauty in all this SALT?

Then I LOL'd.

Back to bed - thanks Tim. t -10 days
 
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