Home Improvement: Cerberus names former Home Depot boss as Chrysler CEO

I knew I had a bad feeling about Cerberus buying Chrysler.
Putting a retail-store boss at the helm of a major automobile company just has "DISASTER" splattered all over it. Not to mention Home Depot has been going really down hill in the past several years. I try to go to Lowes whenever I can .

Wow brass fittings, ceiling fans, and track lighting will all be available in the next generation of 300's and Pacificas.

And the seats will be patio furniture.

Maybe all new chryslers will come with built in grills and hardware trays

You mean I can drive a powerful V8 and cook a steak at the same time!!?!

SIGN ME UP!!!

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Powerful V8..cook steak..and get 11mpg!

Maybe some illegal aliens in front of the dealership to go with the car in case it breaks down.

Sorry, I had to say it.:BangHead:

And a bullwhip to crack to make them push faster?

Btw, it took me a while to get that..we don't have illegal immigrants standing infront of our home depot.