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The point is it's entertaining.

Besides, what's one more pointless thread on here anyway.

I've also heard the term "vegan leather".
 

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:lol:Vegan Leather:lol:
Instead of toga parties, the nauga plantation owners throw nauga parties.....nauga! nauga! nauga!
 

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I always thought vegan leather was those fruit rollup things.

BTW: Naugas won't even eat those fruit rollups.
 

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fruit roll ups are awesome ... the naugas will kiss you after you eat them
 

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fruit roll ups are awesome ... the naugas will kiss you after you eat them
Yeah, they will... that's the Nauga punishing you with its fetid breath for eating those nasty things!
 

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...if naugahyde is made from real naugas, are Katzkins leather seats made from real cats?
 

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which occurs at exactly 2:06 pm on the first Monday, second Tuesday, third Wednesday, and every Friday
 

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which occurs at exactly 2:06 pm on the first Monday, second Tuesday, third Wednesday, and every Friday
...and now we know why the naugas are always smiling:lol:

Naugas like a shot of liquor in their lemonade during the summer!!
 

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...and now we know why the naugas are always smiling:lol:

Naugas like a shot of liquor in their lemonade during the summer!!
Oh...you mean the soft Naugas like hard lemonade?:lol:
 

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Woohooo!!
It's hilarious watching a bunch of tipsy, naked naugas getting it on while listening to Sinatra!!
 

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Woohooo!!
It's hilarious watching a bunch of tipsy, naked naugas getting it on while listening to Sinatra!!
ever find one of those drunk naugas in the toilet bowl when you lift the seat? Its not pretty.
 

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I'll bet you didn't know naugas have no heart!
They are the only known mammal without a heart. Their circulatory system works similarly to the digestive tract; ie. by peristalsis.

This is partially responsible for the slow, placid pace of the creature, as the circulatory system is unable to provide a rapid increase in blood flow, and thus more oxygen to their muscles.
 

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A nauga whispered in my ear today that next weekend may be the beginning of shedding season!
 

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...and then mating season.

The sound of two balloons rubbing together will be deafening!

The light show from the static discharge will be beautiful!
 

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Shedding has been delayed. Frost predicted for tonight. Maybe, by mid-week the hydes will start to loosen.
 
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