I don't even know where to begin.
I could make a lot of suicide bomber jokes, though.
Commercials showing how many home-made bombs and ball-bearings and nails you can shove into the trunk, backseats, passenger seats, and your lap. And a steering-wheel with built in detonator controls.Do you mean something like, "With our car you get more bang for your buck."?, How 'bout the option package of Leather seats or seventy-two virgins?, or . . . na, better quit:lol: