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KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia -- Malaysian national carmaker Proton plans to team up with companies in Iran and Turkey to produce "Islamic cars" for the global market, a news report said Sunday.

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Oh dear lord....

So many things I could say about this but there aren't enough hours in a day or room on the server to handle it.
 

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Do you mean something like, "With our car you get more bang for your buck."?:D, How 'bout the option package of Leather seats or seventy-two virgins?, or . . . na, better quit:lol:


....Islamic cars?

I don't even know where to begin.

I could make a lot of suicide bomber jokes, though.
 

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Do you mean something like, "With our car you get more bang for your buck."?:D, How 'bout the option package of Leather seats or seventy-two virgins?, or . . . na, better quit:lol:
Commercials showing how many home-made bombs and ball-bearings and nails you can shove into the trunk, backseats, passenger seats, and your lap. And a steering-wheel with built in detonator controls.

And urbanlegend, thanks ;). :p



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This is just one more sign of the coming apocolypse. Well, that or that fate has one hell of a sense of humor.

I wonder if the thing will shut itself off 5 times a day or if it'll even run between the hours of sunrise and sunset for one month each year.
 

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Come on down and pick out your new Proton Jihad from your local Haji dealer! Al Qaeda representatives on site...They won't help you finance your new car, THEY'LL PAY FOR IT! All you have to do is promise to drive to a crowded market or US Checkpoint and call the phone number on the contract! Simple enough! Don't forget to check out our special "Sunni" edition. It comes with a deluxe gunrack for holding your AK-47s and RPGs!
 

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Yes.

Doesn't make the jokes any less hilarious. :D

Seriously, I wonder when Christian, Jewish, Hindu, and Buddhist cars will start showing up. And then the atheist models. :lol:
 
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