Report: Malaysia's Proton plans 'Islamic cars' with Iran, Turkey

Oh dear lord....

So many things I could say about this but there aren't enough hours in a day or room on the server to handle it.

....Islamic cars?

I don't even know where to begin.

I could make a lot of suicide bomber jokes, though.

It makes me angryQ!!!!!!!!! I could joke here, but I won't....:lol:

Luwinkle said:

....Islamic cars?

I don't even know where to begin.

I could make a lot of suicide bomber jokes, though.

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Lol. You're twisted. I like that.

Do you mean something like, "With our car you get more bang for your buck."?, How 'bout the option package of Leather seats or seventy-two virgins?, or . . . na, better quit:lol:

Luwinkle said:

....Islamic cars?

I don't even know where to begin.

I could make a lot of suicide bomber jokes, though.

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Two words: Ford Pinto.

Jak said:

Do you mean something like, "With our car you get more bang for your buck."?, How 'bout the option package of Leather seats or seventy-two virgins?, or . . . na, better quit:lol:

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Commercials showing how many home-made bombs and ball-bearings and nails you can shove into the trunk, backseats, passenger seats, and your lap. And a steering-wheel with built in detonator controls.

And urbanlegend, thanks .

I don't see an issue, if automakers can sell enough to a small market like that to make a profit, go for it

Maybe the Iranian model will come with a bumpersticker quoting their prez(too lazy and tired to look up and/or TRY to spell his name) saying they don't have homosexuals in their country.

:lol:

This is just one more sign of the coming apocolypse. Well, that or that fate has one hell of a sense of humor.

I wonder if the thing will shut itself off 5 times a day or if it'll even run between the hours of sunrise and sunset for one month each year.

Come on down and pick out your new Proton Jihad from your local Haji dealer! Al Qaeda representatives on site...They won't help you finance your new car, THEY'LL PAY FOR IT! All you have to do is promise to drive to a crowded market or US Checkpoint and call the phone number on the contract! Simple enough! Don't forget to check out our special "Sunni" edition. It comes with a deluxe gunrack for holding your AK-47s and RPGs!

The article does say "Islamic" not "Jihadist" correct?

Yes.

Doesn't make the jokes any less hilarious.

Seriously, I wonder when Christian, Jewish, Hindu, and Buddhist cars will start showing up. And then the atheist models. :lol: