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Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant
07 May 2010 13:45 | by Dean Wilson

An American woman claims she became pregnant after watching a 3D porno.

US military man Erick Johnson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.

It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.

What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.

“Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.

Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” That must have been one good porno.

3D movies have gained renewed popularity since Avatar, but there have been some concerns raised over how bad they may be for your eyes. Now you'll have to worry about conceiving in the cinema.

You may have jumped when an object in film was thrown at the camera, but now you'll have to be careful of other, far more uncouth things flying at you. TechEye recommends contraception for your next trip to the cinema. You never know.












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Dont know whats worse her story or her husband believing her :confused:
 

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could anyone be that dumb/desparate to get their 15 minutes of fame? Only someone who wants to see their name in print makes up a story like that :BangHead:
 

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:rotflmao:

I'd hate to think a 3-D porno chick could be carrying my child. :eek:
 

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For some reason as I read this ridiculous story, I kept thinking "Hey kid, you'll shoot your eye out!"

Don't know why...
 

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I dont know about you guys but if its true there is no way I'm gonna watch jurassic park in 3d.
 

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Only in the USA, can you get pregnant from a 3D porno.

I wonder what blood testing would prove? Morpheus is the father probably.
 

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The husband needs to come back from the service and give her a raging case of crabs.

"Oh honey, I must have gotten it from that 3D video"

He must be the only slightly dumber than her to believe that.

What a pair
 

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The husband needs to come back from the service and give her a raging case of crabs.

"Oh honey, I must have gotten it from that 3D video"

He must be the only slightly dumber than her to believe that.

What a pair
they were definitely meant for each other if she would believe that :lol:
 

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Prob just trying to get on Jerry Springer. A lot of people are looking for fame or money. :lol:
 

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people that do that stuff just to be on tv just embarrass themselves and give themselves a bad name for eternity.
 

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HAHAHAHAHHA :lol:

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There are always neighbors in my apt building slamming doors and windows, so the water in my glass ripples quite often. Seeing that during Jurassic Park would be trippy especially to a kid.
 
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